Episodes
Tuesday Jul 27, 2021
109 - I Went Ants
Tuesday Jul 27, 2021
Tuesday Jul 27, 2021
This episode got pretty drunk. Mike started that way, but Joe and Sean catch up before the end. Walks down memory lane, who has the worst organs, and how both LifeAlert and LifeLock work/worked.
Tuesday Jul 13, 2021
108 - Class 5 Full Roaming Vapors, Prostate Health Habits… and YOU
Tuesday Jul 13, 2021
Tuesday Jul 13, 2021
The show starts with another Jurassic Park discussion, which we caught before the show even really started. It’s off the rails after that with ghosts, picking a person to finger your butt for health, and what is moons?
Tuesday Jul 06, 2021
Tuesday Jul 06, 2021
Which came first, the elevator or the skyscraper? Did George Washington Carver invent them? So many questions this week, not the least of which is "When the hell is Joe going to see Jaws?"
Tuesday Jun 29, 2021
106 - My Grandpa, Count Chocula.../We Know That People Blow Things
Tuesday Jun 29, 2021
Tuesday Jun 29, 2021
The UFO report is here: Aliens, humans, or humans… from the future? The best of the cereal mascots duke it out in a battle for supremacy. And what is the deal with Humpty Dumpty? What a fancy eggman.
Tuesday Jun 22, 2021
105 - Basement Dwellers With Multiple Skeletons
Tuesday Jun 22, 2021
Tuesday Jun 22, 2021
The grisly reality of Spider-Men(Persons); Harrison Ford and Danny DeVito are pretty spry for their age; the obsession with murder porn in the zeitgeist; and a wild but somehow true (because Florida) tale of baby tossing.
Tuesday Jun 15, 2021
104 - Lieutenant Dan, You Fancy!
Tuesday Jun 15, 2021
Tuesday Jun 15, 2021
We don’t exactly hate the new Mortal Kombat movie (spoilery details), Sean downplays the epidemic of suicide and drug overdose (hilarious), somehow we squeeze in more love for that weirdo Tom Cruise, and we share some details about our time as roommates.
Tuesday Jun 08, 2021
103 - Out of Comission Impossible
Tuesday Jun 08, 2021
Tuesday Jun 08, 2021
We dive into a very specific portion of Jurassic Park and its famous director, which leads us into a discussion about whether Harrison Ford is a jerk. We also consider a Mission: Impossible / Bond crossover and delve once again into the scientific certainty that we're living in a simulation.
Tuesday Jun 01, 2021
102 - I Don't Want to Steal Your Asshole Thunder
Tuesday Jun 01, 2021
Tuesday Jun 01, 2021
This low energy episode covers surprise ancient religious rituals, second puberties, and whether or not sex-gnomes have day jobs.
Tuesday May 25, 2021
101 - Can Bees Has Knees? / I Know Whale Penises
Tuesday May 25, 2021
Tuesday May 25, 2021
Klingon currency and delicious garbage. Do you think games used to be easier? No, Sean, they did not. Do you think movie composers used to be better? Yeah, they kind of did. BY MENNEN!
Tuesday May 18, 2021
100 - The Beard Stays
Tuesday May 18, 2021
Tuesday May 18, 2021
Our 100th episode, celebrated by celebrities and regular humans alike! See who stops by! And who loves Joe’s beard! *EDITED BY MIKE PERRETTO*