Episodes

Wednesday Mar 03, 2021
089 - Joe-bba The Hutt / Mike Doesn't Respect The Bell
Wednesday Mar 03, 2021
Wednesday Mar 03, 2021
We talk about our college years, the heavily censored edition. We also discuss WandaVision, good shows, bad shows, and the value of ending a story on a high note.

Tuesday Feb 23, 2021
088 - A Very Small Kraken
Tuesday Feb 23, 2021
Tuesday Feb 23, 2021
Aphantasia is about 14% as real as fibromyalgia. Having a twin is either great or horrible, depending on whether you’re Sean. Also, the late-night Jimmys are either made of teflon or there’s some kind of anti-cancel conspiracy going on there. We get edgy this week.

Tuesday Feb 16, 2021
087 - Show Me Ya Badges
Tuesday Feb 16, 2021
Tuesday Feb 16, 2021
Sean gets his first gaming computer and, unrelated, becomes an important piece of a salacious criminal investigation. We also talk about beer nearly as much as we drink it.

Tuesday Feb 09, 2021
086 - 1-800-FBI-BIBI
Tuesday Feb 09, 2021
Tuesday Feb 09, 2021
We investigate supernatural goings-on at Sean’s workplace via the testimony of one codename Madame Xanadu. Unrelated, we also discuss volcanoes and the unbearably slow rate of discovery in science.

Tuesday Feb 02, 2021
085 - Who Waited for the Nipple?
Tuesday Feb 02, 2021
Tuesday Feb 02, 2021
The guys reminisce about being children of the ‘90s. What was the internet like during those early years? How did people get their fix of adult content? What the hell was Altavista? All answered.

Tuesday Jan 26, 2021
084 - Where You Gonna Go, Sean? You're a Penguin!
Tuesday Jan 26, 2021
Tuesday Jan 26, 2021
Wayne’s World, pasties (the pies, pervert), an Indiana Jones video game, cheerleaders, marching band, John Philip Sousa, and, obviously, the sousaphone: AKA, the wearable tuba. We spend more time talking about tubas this week than any other podcast in history.

Tuesday Jan 19, 2021
083 - Your Plane's Been Soiled
Tuesday Jan 19, 2021
Tuesday Jan 19, 2021
We ring in the New Year with a (literally) sober discussion about Among Us, Cyberpunk, failed video game launches, and jettisoning people from airlocks. Importantly, can you land a 747 in Greenland, and how much do spiders weigh? Ballpark.

Tuesday Jan 12, 2021
082 - Ghost Loads
Tuesday Jan 12, 2021
Tuesday Jan 12, 2021
Here’s a surprise: We talk about Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and video games! Darth Vader’s only vulnerability, the surprise game of the year: Hades, and then obviously we talk about… prostates?

Tuesday Jan 05, 2021
081 - The Uruk Hai Have a Sense of Pageantry
Tuesday Jan 05, 2021
Tuesday Jan 05, 2021
Directors who learn from their mistakes, the elaborate and ridiculous politics of the Star Wars prequels, neckbeards, simps, and Uruk-hai! Oh my!

Wednesday Dec 23, 2020
Bonus - What Even Is Christmas Is to Me?
Wednesday Dec 23, 2020
Wednesday Dec 23, 2020
Endure the first Christmas single produced entirely by S.C. Keller, Biotic Warlord of Happy: "What Even Is Christmas Is to Me?" A Billboard Top 4,815 record. According to THIS IS SUPER DUPER REAL NEWS I PROMISE dot com